I strive for mediocre
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."
"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."
I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
maybe they are each other’s moms