yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.
mascara packaging can get really intense???
it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.
why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor
Because your first floor is an amazing thing called the ground floor
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