assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

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Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

brown-princess:

songstressaw:

My lens fell in love with a little girl from Spain.

Awww  She’s so beautiful!!!

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illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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hellofromhawaii:

So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

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