I strive for mediocre
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
My lens fell in love with a little girl from Spain.
Awww She’s so beautiful!!!
what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that
So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like